On Driving

Dear drivers at the mall, I understand that you have things to do and places to be; but it would really make the roads safer if you didn't act like you're the only person on earth who is stressed out by the holidays. There WILL be a parking space, you WILL find something for your mother-in-law and you definitely WILL have a merry Christmas if you USE YOUR BRAIN WHILE DRIVING. Kthanksbye.