On Common Sense

When a professor says, "I will email you if we don't have class," it's pretty self explanatory. 


So why is it that I got at text message that read "We didn't get an email... Do we still have class?!?" 20 minutes before class was supposed to start?

On Clothing

Mini shorts and UGG boots DO NOT GO TOGETHER! 


WHY DO GIRLS INSIST ON WEARING THEM TOGHETHER?


Wanna wear the shorts? Wear sandals. 
Wanna wear the boots? Wear pants. You may have heard of them, they cover your legs. 


If you want me to, I will personally come to your place of living and put outfits together for you. Because clearly you're having some trouble. 

On Breakups

I'm calling bull shit on people after breakups. 


When someone says "I will never find someone as great as you.... and it tears me apart and I dont really want to live"


That's absolute crap. And it's completely immature to say, especially on Facebook.


I'm sorry if I sound insensitive, but I mean really, you'd be TAKING YOUR LIFE. 


In short, you would be flipping God off in about three major ways. The list being:

1. You're saying that you don't care about his plan for you because you're convinced that the person you just broke up with is the ONLY soul on this earth who you could ever imagine yourself with.
2. You're saying that God can't mend the hurt that you're feeling so you want to end it yourself and face the chance of going to hell for selfishly taking your life when it probably wasn't your time to die. 
3. You're flat out being a dumbass. You have a brain, so use it. Your brain is probably saying, "Moron, come off it. She was a horrible girlfriend!! You know it and so does the rest of the world!"

So go ahead, flip God off. 


If you want to die after you got yourself out of a horrible relationship then that's on you, but there are better options out there.