On Using Your Brain

I don't care how old you are, READ MORE SIGNS. 


When something says "enter," follow the path to the exit. Don't just turn around and try to exit through the entrance. 


Yelled at the little junior highers in the ADC today. The kids were being really obnoxious. It took everything for me to not be super snotty and say, "Okay so I know that you're in junior high and you know everything and can't possibly be ANY COOLER than you are at this point in your life, but can you just use the brain God gave you, put your stupid tray in the tray return and walk out the exit like a normal person?"


All I said was, "EXCUSE ME go the other way."


Thankfully the person I was with thought it was funny or I would have felt a little bad about it. 

On Clothing

Booty shorts + 60 degree weather + wind = STUPID

I seriously do not understand why girls don't use their brains. But hey, if they want pneumonia then that's THEIR problem (and their roommates problem if you think about it).

On Journalism

I actually have no desire to ever have a story written about me. I prefer blogging, that way I know the facts are right. 


I do like taking pictures of all kinds, but I'd rather capture the whole story, not just me and my friends. 


I'm a photographer and a journalist, I stay behind the camera and I hold the pen. 


It's a control issue. But I'm not as interested in attention as people think. 

This is Chris Hardy. We're photographers for the school yearbook and newspaper. This is what I mean when I say I stay behind the camera. 

On Relationships

Breaking up is NOT always a bad thing. 


So when you see that a couple is no longer together, don't think it's because something went wrong. It might just be for other reasons that ARE NOT YOUR BUSINESS. 


So yeah, it's their relationship, not yours. Get over it, people have been breaking up for years before this. 

On Clothing

NEWSFLASH: UNDERGARMENTS ARE MEANT TO STAY UNDER YOUR CLOTHES!!


No one really wants to see your bra straps, thongs, boxers, etc... So put on a sweater, wear a different bra, put on pants that fit you better, wear a longer shirt... ANYTHING. 


Just don't let the world see anything they don't want to. 

On Clothing

Lacy bras are meant for one place: the bedroom. With your spouse. 


Don't wear them underneath a thin camisole. It's not flattering and it's kinda distracting. 

On Being Classy

Don't be rude.


That's just it, just don't be rude. Nobody cares for it. If you're rude, well then people won't like you. 


There's a time and place for humor that would otherwise come off as rude, but seriously just be polite and act in such a way that a really sweet old lady wouldn't find appalling.